This is sort of what I do...HUGE emphasis on "sort of"

Funny little clip from the Daily show:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHuccnnzR54

Although unlike the judge, I read for higher order problems first, and then grammar.

And because my posting is basically limited to posting links now, here are two side-splitting sites:

Go Fug Yourself and Pajiba. Oh, you'll laugh and laugh.

Unless you're a .....well, I'll let you fill in whatever insult you want. If I get too much sass from that, I'll re-edit with an appropriate response.