Friday, November 25, 2005

Hand care and linguistics

My hands have been exceptionally dry lately, especially my knuckles and pinky fingers. The solution? Lotion, my soft-skinned readers [note: please pronounce "skinned" as skin-ed]. As much of my time is spent back-handing wenches and punks*, I figure the least I can do is to have gentle skin.

*anyone know the male equivalent of a wench? For example, man-whore is the obvious masculine form of slut, but is wench purely gender specific?

14 Comments:

At 9:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

sexist pig

 
At 6:04 AM, Blogger adam said...

Hmm...I don't know if "sexist pig" is the equivalent of "wench." Just doesn't feel right.

 
At 7:11 AM, Blogger Nicki said...

LOL! Funny post Adam... Hope you had a great Thanksgiving!

 
At 1:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

sexist pig refers to anyone who uses the term "man-whore"

 
At 1:33 PM, Blogger Nicki said...

I do believe that "Logic" is posting again, but anonymously, so as to not piss anyone off, however, it really isn't working that well since the only one who can piss everyone off so well is said logic...and I say, why not keep your blog up but refuse to allow coments? Just curious!

 
At 2:13 PM, Blogger adam said...

Meh...I don't feel annoyed with anonymous's posts, whoever it may be. Anyone who's angry about this post should be pitied.

 
At 2:48 PM, Blogger Nicki said...

Well, I must say you are a good man, Adam! Somewhere out there, is a girl who is perfect for you and she'll be a lucky girl! However, I want to meet her before things go to far...! Because, as someone you look at 'like a sister', I think I should meet her!

 
At 3:15 PM, Blogger adam said...

Gee, thanks Nicki...extremely random, but appreciated nonetheless.

 
At 3:29 PM, Blogger Daniel said...

said blog is not gone, just hidden for the moment

 
At 6:50 PM, Blogger adam said...

Oh! Judges...your decision?

Yes, yes, "filthy cur" is indeed the best answer.

And while I do appreciate your support buddy, there's no need for threatening comments :-)

 
At 12:17 PM, Blogger Mrs. Moll said...

wow, Adam, you must be really looking forward to your linguistics class :)

 
At 9:55 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am quite frightened...

 
At 9:52 PM, Blogger 20db below awesome said...

Goodluck Nicki, I not only live with him but am his twin, and I find out about women a good week after everyone else.

 
At 8:59 PM, Blogger adam said...

Hey now, I try and stay open about my romantic going's on. However, if I keep it to myself, it's because whenever I bring up a potential interest, it seems to be the kiss of death. Besides, no sense in getting mine and everyone else's hopes up for nothing.

 

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