random girl stuff
The other day, when I was heading to another library for work to photocopy a journal, I saw a girl outside the building which I was supposed to enter. For some reason, I felt like approaching her and asking if she wanted to make out. But I didn't. Besides, she was smoking (kind of a turnoff), and wasn't attractive as close up as I thought she was.
Just as a side note, the woman in "Oprah's weight loss secret" ad is HOT.
Stereotypical male sexism aside, here some things I'm interested in the female gender:
1. Brunette. Truthfully, I'm not picky (the woman in Oprah's ad is blonde), but I do prefer dark haired gals.
2. Must hate "The Simple Life" TV show starring Paris Hilton and Nichole Richie. This is a relationship breaker right here. If she likes it, it's over.
3. Will play tennis. Ok, I might be flexible on this; a lot of girls may not want to play and I can handle that. Really I can. But it's summer, and it'd be GREAT if she was willing to play.
4. Smart, funny, nice. The usual. People say opposites attract, but I disagree;no one's ever said "I want to go out with a mean, selfish jerk" (because I'm an idealist and believe most people out there are good-hearted)
5. I want a girl who will laugh for no one else. When I'm away, she puts the makeup on the shelf. When I'm away she never leaves the house. I want a girl who will laugh for no one else.
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Ok, I don't actually believe in #5, but if you can guess where I got those lines from, I'll...err..well...you can just feel good about yourself!
6. Her last name starts with "R." Preferrabley. I mean, should the relationship end in marriage, she'll have less of a shock when her name changes.
Find me a woman people!
7 Comments:
Yeah, your Weezer reference is one which every one will most likely pick up on.
Anyway, if you start dating a girl and marry a girl that doesn't meet all those requirements, I'm going to print them off and give them to her and say that there's something you HATE about her.
P.S. When are you coming down to visit?
Well, given that the only absolute requirement is that she hates "The Simple Life," I'm not that worried.
p.s. I'm trying to figure out a time to visit. Probably July or August.
Curly Haired Brunettes Beat them all. You just can't defeat it.
Guys are way too picky.
You mistake picky with the best. In truth, the bar is usually much lower. Hmm, that doesn't sound nice either. Heh, oh well.
Why does a girl have to have brown hair, brown eyes (for example) to be the best??
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